It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
pretty girls who think they’re ugly make me so mad like damn if you don’t want your looks I’ll take them thank you very much